josh come to the latin party

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

(via cumberpirate)

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

(via whedonsbitch)

happypottergamesdoctorwinchester:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

queencous:

there you see her

sitting there across the way

she don’t got a lot to say

but there’s something about her

and you don’t know why

but you’re dying to try

you wanna

address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing

this is the most pitiful website.

(Source: kissmecous, via johnimholmes)

someblackkid:

i express my feelings through other peoples text posts

(via mscatnipz)

vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

consultivedetectiveintraining:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

too far.

(via thebrownasaur)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

What did the optometrist say to his attractive patient?
You should contact me.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes i am an ER doctor but you can just call me *lowers sunglasses* the wonderful wizard of gauze

tomato-teaparty:

you don’t know pain until you develop a crush on a minor character

(Source: fishfronds, via totallyredvines)